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But if hunting for eggs is definitely on your “to do” list this coming Easter morning, here are a few decorating suggestions for Monsiuer Lapin should he ever free the top of his head and ears from the jaws of certain Black Lab death.
Our first offering is Bender from “Futurama”.
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There’s the always festive binary Easter egg…perfect for the basket-clutching, ovum-hunting, aspiring arithmetician of your progeny
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And of course, what holiday honoring the crucifixion, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ would be complete without a KISS four pack.
Nothing says Easter like a hard-boiled tribute to four aging, Jewish rock stars with prostates the size of Ace Frehley’s base drum.
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EVIL BUNNIES
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A rabid rabbit
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The anthropomorphic bunny that’s jaundiced due to extreme liver maladies. How humanesque..
Did anyone else read Watership Down?
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The Easter Bunny or freakin’ Grendel?
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Oh, petulant rabbit….
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Happy Halloween!!
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Happily medicated bunny
OK..it is just me or does this Easter Bunny look a lot like wider-eyed version of former child star, Haley Joel Osment during his “The Sixth Sense” days???
Before acne and teenaged angst set in?
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And Josef Stalin, Yuri Turischeva and Peter Rabbit gather as the first edition of the “Communist Bunnyfesto” goes to print.
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OTHER THINGS “EASTER”
As a child, I never fully appreciated finding a gallon jug of vinegar in my Easter basket. As an adult however, I completely get it. These days, when my Easter Vinegar arrives, I feel so special…all Easter Sunday long, I’m like this happy, little Massengirl.
Keeps me feeling Easter fresh…
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Other Easter specialties for you include the famed Moais of Easter Island
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Massive rainfall from a Nor’Easter inundates Hoboken, N.J.
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And from “The Wizard of Oz”, the Wicked Witch of the East(er)
And finally, Happy Easter everyone, but if you’re Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, B’Hai, Sikh, Rastafarian, Hindu, Pagan, Wiccan, Native American, an Atheist, a Satanist or from Scranton, you just have yourself a nice weekend!!
Laurie Kendrick 