“We don’t have any money for food,” one man man replied. “I’ve been out of work since your husband left office and well, grass is free and makes for a decent fiber substitute.”
“Well, unemployment is NO reason to go hungry. Since I’m also the most empathetic Democratic hopeful, let me demand a camera crew capture this moment and when it does, I’ll invite you both to come with me to my house”, instructed Hillary.
“But Mrs. Clinton, , I have a wife and two children with me!”
“Bring them along!” said Hillary.
She turned to the other man and said, “You come with us, too. The more the merrier”
“But Mrs. Clinton, I’m not alone. I have a wife and six children!”, he answered.
“Bring them as well! ” answered tHillary as she headed back to her limo, not waiting for the camera crew her press secretary just requested. Hillary thought to herself, “I don’t need the press for this, but I’ll have it in my quiver to pull out when I need it.”
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
As they limo pulled back onto the highway, one of the poor fellows says,” Mrs. Clinton, it’s true what we’re hearing in the news about you. You are in fact, extremely kind and concerned about your constituents’ welfare. You are too kind and not only the most qualified to be president, but certainly the most empathetic. You’re sweet, giving and completely selfless. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
Hillary smiled. “Trust me, I’m glad to do it. I made a vow to take care of my fellow Americans. I’m taking you to my estate in Massapequa.”
The homeless passengers smiled upon hearing the news. One man asked, “You mean you’re taking us to your New York mansion?”
“Yes, I am”, replied Hillary. ” What’s the use of having 109-million dollars in the bank unless you can do some good with it! Look, the reality is my manse is big and way underutilized with me on the campaign trail and Bill gallivanting around all hours of the day and night and my daughter, Chelsea is campaigning for me, telling people things are none of their business, so bringing you there is the right thing to do. Besides, you’ll love it there. The grass is almost a foot high in the backyard!”