And a few took a nap, 40 winks…a siesta, Hillary’s people were tired, but not John Podesta
He is nervous, sweating bullets, as he always should have been.
But he isn’t alone in nervousness, so is Huma Abedin.
Smart girl this Huma, few are keener
But her biggest mistake? Delete button ignorance and Anthony Weiner.
I’m hard pressed to find words to rhyme with man so perplexing.
But I’m comfy with idiot, nutso and a dumb ass caught dick-sexting
As for the emails, Director Comdy says they’re no issue.
Good news for Hillary, who sweat through eight boxes of tissue.
But The Donald doesn’t care—-this stuff he’s still spinning and as a result, some polls now say’s now winning
Trump is no Boy Scout, he has made fun of women
He speaks harshly and rudely and often with venom
She loathes him with and to him she’s hassle
So no matter who wins were sick with an asshole.
And in the end,
So, if Hillary wins, it’ll more of Obama, can we survive the delirium
If Trump is the man, can we deal with a coiff fixed with helium?
Hillary seems two faced and a liar, her integrity is minimal
Trump can be be an ass but at least he’s not a criminal
So, in 48 hours we’ll know the winner, hopefully by Wednesday night’s meatloaf dinner
This is our reality, and it’s not at all pretty,
We’re damned by the outcome, which is woefully shitty.
Out next prez with either be a blustery human hair ball or a lying pant-suited frump.
I’m not nuts about either, but please Lord, let it be Trump.