I’m Bored

Skippy, the Bush Kangaroo is seen here taking a break during filming of his most recent bestial porn flick.

Like their bipedal adult film star counterparts, sexy marsupials actually enjoy a little testicular aeration between takes.  Gives new credence to the term “jumped”

Coming up next on DYI, fey detectives  explain how Luminol can be an exciting abstract  decorating tool












The cheerleaders of Pearl Hessemen Stiener Junior High stress the importance of  facial expressions when rehearsing for their new play, “Wombs With A View”.

Man, that is one ugly ass dog!!!   And how ’bout that Mastiff?

I love watching boys at play…even anorexic ones with an extraneous right fist and forearm growing out their chins.     I suppose growing up  in Love Canal has had its challenges.

I know that things are always bigger, longer and what have you in the Lone Star State, but the exceptional cigar that former Texas gubernatorial candidate, Kinky Friedman is smoking, defies even Texas standards. His stoagie breaks, then immediately goes into this 136° obtuse angle.

Either that or this ex-hippie musician/politician/author is now into fellating stair railings.

Impressive just the same.

Sometimes the back of a guy’s neck needs love, too!

backs of neck

In 1925, Polio and hemorrhoids were the two biggest health issues confront the children of  Grodno.


Next up on Maury….Brad Pitt finally consents to a paternity test. Is he in fact, the biological father of Angelina Jolie’s children?

When chimera twins attack!!’


Found in a circular in Vlad the Impaler’s hometown rag, The Daily Transylvanian.

It’s been alleged that every other Saturday during  Oktober back in ’42, it was Drag Night at at Berchtesgaden.  That’s when potatoes were used as Adolph’s Meat Tenderizer.


But on special today for pritty laydee fer  zhust  sex dollar!!!!!

Wow, someone just got laid!!!!!


From the realm of the obvious.   This is like someone in the Kurdish town of Halabja in northern Iraq back in ’96, asking  if anyone can smell Mustard Gas.

It’s Halloween.

You’ve got a big costume party to go to and you want to go as Gort, the giant, menacing robot from the famous 50′s sci-fi flick, “The Day the Earth Stood Still”.

But you’re broke; nary a cent to your name.

Well, holding a harmonica over your eyes will work in a pinch.

Meet the Tubaligators…


They’re lawyers who can make women sterile

At Dung World, children have fun while learning about the inner workings of an elephant’s inflamed, prolapsed rectum.


As the children’s tale goes, there was an old woman, who lived in a split level Doc Marten…

And finally…

Opening a restaurant was actually the dream of Klindt’s late wife, Clarice.

We hear it cost her an arm and a leg.

One comment

  1. I thought the shoe looked more like a brogan. But the big question is if, after the new Mrs Klindt vanishes, he’ll rename the place “Eat My Sweets.”

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