• Here, you finish this for me. I can’t eat another bite.
• I’ll pay you back. Promise.
• Oh, that was George Clooney calling again. Why did I ever give that guy my number? What a pain in the ass!• How do these jeans make my ass look?
• Noam Chomsky’s writing is just a little too Conservative for my tastes.
• Jim J. Bullock did amazing work on TV’s “Too Close For Comfort”. He was robbed…ROBBED of the Emmy, I tell ya!!
• Why of course I’m a registered Democrat.
• I’m getting up an hour early so I can be the first to enter the gym the minute the lights go on. 5 am Spin Class…YIPPEE!!!!!!
• Mr. Vick, I’m looking for a good home for my beloved dog, Scraps.
• Let me pick up the tab. Really. Please…allow me.
• Mu’Ammar Qaddafi is so hot. Those Libyan bitches are lucky!!
• I hate beer.
• I refuse to eat carbs.
• I think Hillary Clinton will be the best Secretary of State this country has ever had!! I think Bill and his vast diplomatic experience, will help guide her….especially when it comes to properly educating our children.
• I’ve never eaten pot brownies.
• I’d kill to see “Boys To Men” in concert.
• Boxing promoter, Don King has one bitchin’ hair style. Wish I knew his stylist. Think it might be Consolidated Edison?
• Wow, I should NEVER have told David Carradine that I’d hang with him.
And the last that you’ll never hear me say…
• OK, just this once, but is there any actual “blowing” involved?