I find it ironic that a man at death’s door can receive an aorta from a pig, survive the operation, his body never rejects the sinewy bovine arterial transplant and in months, he’s up and around and living with a strong ticker which gives him more time on this planet just to eat more bacon.
As some of you might be aware, there is in the overall price of gas at the pump, a substantial transportation fee to ship fuel by truck to established retail outlets across the country. That being the case, it’s ironic that in the American capital of oil and gas production–the Houston suburb of Pasadena, gas is always just as high if not higher at the Valero, Exxon and Texaco stations right across the highway from the very oil and gas plants that produce the stuff.
It’s ironic don’t you think, that we die as we are born. We come to this world pink, wrinkled and helpless and we die very much the same way. The only thing missing of the role of Mom. By the time a person reaches this age, the mothers are no where near, uh….because they’re dead.
It’s ironic, I think, that back in the early 70’s, the Chevrolet Nova intended to be a HUGE hit among car buyers in Mexico wasn’t, because in Spanish, the words “no” and “va” means “no go”.
Isn’t it ironic that some women claim they’ve never been in a lesbianic sexually compromising situation with another woman, YET…they’re here and alive today because of a successful vaginal birth??
Don’t you think that it’s most ironic that the several of the institutions that got us into this fiscal hell hole we’re in, are the only ones who can eventually, get us out of it?
I feel there is a certain amount of irony to Barack Obama’s self proclaimmed comparison to Abraham Lincoln. The President is a Democrat. Lincoln was a Republican. Lincoln spear headed abolition–he freed the slaves, yet Obama is seemingly trying to enslave the country with some ridiculous tax proposals and policies. For one thing, Obama thinks the FCC should have some power in limiting talk shows, because they’re mostly conservative and that leaves the Liberals without a voice? What the farouk??? I’m pounding my size 9 Hush Puppy against the pulpit in protest at the U.N.!!
For starters, they had Air America and that went limp like a straight man forced to live with Rosie O’Donnell. Secondly, there are plenty of liberal mouthpieces on the air; there’s that hagfest, “The View”, the big three TV networks, Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, not to mention CNN and Obama’s campaignn headquarters, MSNBC. And besides, If I were Obama, I sure wouldn’t align myself with old Honest Abe at all. No sir, I’d keep my distance. I mean, after all, the guy learned to write and did his cypherin’ on the back of a big spade.