More Toys For Christmas

Even the tiniest terrorist needs to play.

Because playing is so important in the developmental stages of an up and coming shahid. Besides, it’s up to mom and dad to take over the total mental and emotional indoctrination of jihad where the Madrassa stops.

That’s why Afghani toy maker, Militant Bradley has created fun, educational toys, guaranteed to keep little Mohamed or Shakira hating Zionists for eternity.




BUT WAIT!!!!! There’s more.

Make declaring jihad a family affair!!!!

Teens and tweens make great suicide bombers for the cause.

Help brain wash your acne-riddled Shahid-in-training with this fantastic InfiDELL computer.


It comes complete with an anti-semitic hard drive and no absolutely no memory of Lockerbie, the Marine barracks in Beirut or the 1972 Munich Olympics.

And as a bonus—-each keyboard has had the letters “J, E, W and S” removed for your  convenience.

And what about the little ones??

From the Martyr Stewart collection…..



And let’s not leave fluffy, little “Falafel” out of the fun!!


Each costume comes with a map of several Israeli outdoor markets, Tel Aviv bus routes and various U.S. embassies around the world.


CALL 1-800-FATWAH…ask for Operator C-4

Visa, MasterCard and Death To All Things American Express accepted.

Merchandise guaranteed to arrive before Hadj, Ramadan or one of several pesky Jewish High Holy days!!



  1. That’s what I did to one of Laurie’s dolls-I made eyebrows and eyelashes with a marks-a-lot pen. I got her back for breaking my Barbie’s bendable knees. Broke it all the way through.

    She was such a brat. Kathy and I didn’t like her at all.

  2. Casca is back? It was so nice w/o him on here the past 24 hrs….I was hoping his Mom grounded him from using the computer or something along those lines…

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