I have a dilemma that I sincerely hope you can help me solve. I need your advice.
My aunt, (her mother and my dad’s sister) is a former Junior High teacher who’s was fired after it was made public that she’s being investigated by Child Protective Services. My very fixated paternal grandfather is not only a draft dodger, but a defrocked priest. After his forced departure from the Church, he started hitting the bottle.
We believe that lead to a serious child porn addiction which in turn, lead to a brief dalliance into acting. Gramps never had the performing bug before, but apparently he was bitten by it one day not too long ago. He somehow managed to land a fairly decent role on one of the networks and on his first try at acting, mind you!! He recently co-starred with NBC newsman, Chris Hansen on this…this hidden camera sitcom called, “To Catch A Predator”. My grandfather portrayed himself. The ordeal of celebrity must’ve been a bit much for him. I think he went underground because we didn’t see him for a few years after that. I saw him for the first time in forever at the Kroger last month trying to buy groceries with cigarettes.
Herein lies my problem: I’m engaged to a former prostitute who was born and raised by members of an incestuous Mexican drug cartel in a disease ridden brothel in Brownsville. She works part time as a Manual Dexterity Expert at the “Happy Ending Massage Parlor” in San Antonio these days. She makes great money. In fact, we’re saving to buy her a prosthetic leg, an arm and a breast augmentation.
I love my fiance–she’s a terrific girl and we’re incredibly happy together. I’m looking forward to bringing her into the family. I think she’ll fit in nicely, but I want to be totally open and honest with her about all aspects of my life, including something that I’m not at all proud of.
Should I tell her about my uncle who supports Barack Obama for President? My whole family is LIVID not to mention, completely embarrassed by what we feel is a reprehensibly irresponsible decision!!!!