We ALL Knew It Was Just A Matter of Time

All this talk about illegal immigration.

Mexicans streaming over the border in hordes, only to come here to the U.S. to usurp all those prime jobs….you know the ones: leaf blowers, strawberry pickers, dishwashers and sweat shop laborers.

Yeah, like I’m still pretty pissed off about losing out as Head “Lettuce Tosser in the Back of the Truck” to Juan Antonio Esparza of the Hermosillo, Tamaulipas, Mexico Esparza’s.

Please…

I have my own opinions about Illegal Immigration, but I’m too tired to get into it now. Someday I will, but now, I’d like to take this time to let you know that our neighbors south of “La Frontera” are in fact, plodding and planning.

Even as I type this.

Sure, go ahead; put up a big ol’ fence that runs the expanse of Texas to Western California; like that would work.

Yo conozco los Mexicanos; sus mannera de pensando.

Trust me, Mexicans are bright people. Those crafty Mestizos will figure out of way to make it across into the U.S. A fence won’t be that much of an impediment and something tells me they’ll be able to breach it using methods that historically, are tried and true.   Methods which were conceieved and employed by the Ancients.

Festively colored methods that are tried and true.

Don’t believe me?

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Just a few more. Oh, come on!! Don’t be a wimp!! Be like womens’ gymanstic coach, Bela Karoly when he told that little Scruggs waif at the ’96 Atlanta Olympics, “You ken do eet, Keddie!!

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One more big one for Momma!

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Ah yes….Here you go.

3 comments

  1. As your resident Mexican reader (hey being 1/2 mexican totally counts!) I don’t know whether to laugh or be a bit peeved. Fuck, who am I kidding that’s hilarious.

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