March 4th, 2008
Politically, this is an extremely auspicious day in America. It’s the incredibly important Texas primary and its importance is paramount to Democratic Presidential wanna-be’s Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. Even more so for Hillary.
If she loses Texas, she’s out of the race and then the whole enchelada goes to Barry Obana (Barack Obama reportedly went by “Barry” back during his coke snortin’ college days. So yes, we’re calling him “Barry” from now on. It goes so much better with those two fleshy satellite dishes he calls ears, dontcha think???)
If you’ve read my blog for any amount of time, you know that I’m both a Houstonian and a proud Texan. You’d also know that I’m incredibly opposed to anything “Clinton”.
I can’t even listen to a George Clinton CD.
I won’t watch a Hillary Swank movie.
I don’t even like any guys named Rod and I sure as hell can’t eat any ham these days.
Yeah, my disregard for Hillary is just that intense.
Over the past year, I’ve poked fun of Mrs. C….not necessarily because of her politics, but I’ve poked fun of her character and lack there of and of course, her physicality mainly. From her mammoth, beefy calves that could be traded on the commodities market to her masculine….well, everything else.
So, I thought it would be funny as Texas Primary nears if I placed all my best anti-Hillary posts in one convenient location.
I am nothing if not a thoughtful blogger.
Here they are, in no specific order.