Observations Part 6

Everyone with a sense of humor and a keen, observant eye has known since Bill Clinton’s first presidential bid back in 1992, that Political Consultant, James Carville looks like an alien, a troll or a geeky demon or gremlin. That’s a given, but the comparison is still funny, so let’s just go ahead and get that out of the way.This is hardly anything new, but even so, I laugh every time I look at James Carville.

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President Bush dons protective eye wear, but falls short in fully accomplishing that “Bono look”.

But they both count the same way: uno, dos, tres….catorce.

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Rocker Bret Michaels REALLY needs to stay out of the sun and moisturize, moisturize, moisturize!!!!

If not, THIS is what he has to look forward to in the next 15 years…

This pic is that of a very young Bret and yessir, that’s an old Yasser!!

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Love the head gear….Old West meets Middle East.

Amazing, I’d say.

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OK….take a good long look at this next pic of Ted Kennedy.

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With that beet red face and notice his left hand that’s tucked at such an odd way –fingers all but disappearing under all of those cheeks and chins; the only things visible are little nubby portions of his pinky and thumb.

What does this photo of Teddy remind me of? Oh gee, what is it?? I know I’ve seen something like this before but what is it? What does this remind me of?

OH YEAH!!!!!

Ted in this pic reminds me of……………………

LOBSTER BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I love this one. Look at Ted’s hand and Lobster Boy’s…uh…well, his lack thereof!

Ted walks into a bar and orders a beer…… with a Thalidomide chaser.

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Our next photo is all about a one, Mr. Vanilla Ice.

Here’s his mug shot and next to it, is someone I think is his twin. Both are equally talented as singers go.

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Vanilla Ken Doll……Word to your Mother.

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Hello Hillary! Open wide and meet your Vulcanized look a-like!!!!

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I hear both have the same libidos!!

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And here’s your two-fer: Like Candidate; Like Voter!!

Here, Hillary is seen here eating a little nosh.

So is one of her flesh eating constituents from “Night of the Living Dead”.

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Christopher McDonald is an actor that you’ve seen in plenty of movies. Recognizable face, but it’s doubtful you’d know him by name. He was the game show host in “Quiz Show”. He played Louie in “Chances Are” and Louise’s husband in “Thelma and Louise” and that’s just a partial listing of his roles.

I think he and FOX news anchor, Shepard Smith look a like:

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Muqtada al-Sadr (مقتدى الصدر—for those of you playing the “She’s Gotta Tikrit to Ride” home game) is the fourth son of a famous Iraqi Shi’a cleric, the late Grand Ayatollah Mohammad Mohammad Sadeq al-Sadr. He’s also the son-in-law of Grand Ayatollah Mohammed Baqir As-Sadr. While ol’ Muqtada doesn’t hold any official title in the Iraqi government, he is one of the most influential religious and political figures in the country.

Jerry Ferrara is the portly, tubby, scruffy actor who plays Turtle on HBO’s series, “Entourage”.

This comparison is incredibly right on, or so sayeth Laurie.   Game..match…set, Mofo.

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Vladimir Putin is by far one of the hippest Premier that Mother Russia has ever had presiding over the Kremlin. He went fishing last year (I hear tell there are BIG ASS carps in the Volga) and was photographed sans shirt. His build isn’t so bad….that shouldn’t be surprising since he’s quite athletic and has has more than a passing interest in martial arts.

So da, he has musculature and that’s fine and all. If I have an issue with his physique, it’s that it’s totally lacking melanin.

Here’s Vlady’s calcium laden look-alike:

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Who knew the supermodel fornicating leader of France could possibly look so damn much like a porcelain figurine of Pee Wee Herman.  Can you say La Petite Pee Wee Sarkozy???

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And lastly, I almost feel badly about including this one, but well, in Laurie Land, “almost” won’t get you into Heaven or Hell, so here goes.

Take a gander at Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg…..and a monkey whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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7 comments

  1. Thank you Laurie for posting them. It has been very entertaining. I will really miss this.
    The James Carville comparison gave me the laugh that I seriously needed today. I’ve always wondered whether or not he was of this planet. The vanilla ice comparison is funny but I’m still not sure which of those pics is the the plastic figurine and which is the real guy. I think you have exposed the fact that Bwett Michaels is probably the product of some one-hour-stand Arafat had sometime in the 70’s. And H. Clinton? I’d take the blow-up doll. It would be more authentic. Finally, I agree, as buff as Vlad is, he needs to keep that shirt of and get a friggin’ tan.

  2. Sorry these posts are stopping. I was very entertained by these hilarious posts. Who would have thought that Sarko (or Psycho as I affectionately call him) looks like Pee Wee Herman.

    Thanks.

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