As a 49 year old career woman who heads up the world renown, Laurie Industries, I believe I have a firm grasp on what today’s more mature woman wants and needs in a life partner. For reasons partially beyond my control, I myself have never been married…not for my lack of trying.
Well, [...]
Am I funny?
No, I’m not fishing for compliments, I assure you. That, my readers, is a rhetorical question which stems partly from that region of my psyche that doubts everything about me.
My humor being the source of my most prolific angst.
Insecurity, for some reason, is a by product of wit. At [...]
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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks!”
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and [...]
Four men were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, “Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?”
The Saudi says, “Excuse me, what’s a shortage?”
The Russian says, “Excuse me, what’s meat?”
The North Korean says, “Excuse me, what’s [...]
May Poppins goes urban:
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What’s next?
Just a spoon full of smack?
Chim-chimaree-chim-chimaree–I gotta shiv?
Feed the birds–tuppence a muthu fuckin’ bag?
He walked in and every woman in the joint looked at him.
He was smooth, polished…virtually glided on a pair of black Florsheims.
He was the kind of man that not only makes me take notice, but one who makes me stare. Dark brown hair…neat but not too neat. He had cool blue eyes, [...]
As if wallowing in self-pity and my refusal to operate within an iota of appropriate self-regulating psycho/social boundaries hasn’t been enough, I’m now going to force you to read more self-indulgent drivel. Not that you’d necessarily want to know more about me, but I needed to post something fast and easy for the weekend and [...]
For me, 2007 was the thirteenth Circle of Hell.
Yes, I’m well aware that in Dante’s, “Divine Comedy”, there are only nine, but trust me–2007 was an exceptionally difficult year and actually, it felt like there were 20 circles and I traversed each one of them.
Repeatedly.
I won’t bore you with details, just suffice it to say [...]
