“A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says “Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four”.

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says “Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!”.

Again, there’s a bright flash … and then his legs fall off!”

Cheers

BC

the last time i saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in awhile, the lights would turn off.

Each time they would go out, the place erupted with cheers and applause. However, when the revealers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender and asked if she could use the restroom. He said “ok, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf”.

“Well then I shall look the other way” she said. After a few minutes she came back out and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and asked,”Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud me just because I went to the restroom”?

“Now you’re one of us”, he said. “Would you like a drink”?

“No, thank you. But I still don’t understand” said the puzzled nun.

“You see,” he laughed, “every time someone lifts the fig leaf on the statue the lights go out”.

“Now how about that drink?”