More Fun With Photoshop

I, Laurie Kendrick have an interesting lineage.

On my father’s side, I come from a people who, for some strangely arcane reason, like to put the article before the noun in their everyday speech patterns.

Why?

I’ve nary a clue.

I come from educated stock, for the most part. I actually have urbane blood coursing through my veins. Yet placement of the article before the noun was something certain family members did and still do incessantly and it was and is something that still makes me cringe with regularity.

Take my father, for example. He’d say:

• “What’s wrong with him? Does he have “the AIDS?”
• “We can watch the fight tonight. I’ve got “the HBO.”
• “My daughters sure do like “the rock and roll music.”

And….

• “Don’t go out on a date with that crazy dame. I hear she has “the herpes”.

So, in continuing this topic further kids, today’s post will be about “the Photoshop”.

Oh, I know that’s not the only photo-altering program out there, but Photoshop is the most common. I use it the same way we call every tissue a Kleenex. Furthermore, you don’t remove earwax with a “cotton swab” do you?

Hell no! It’s a Q-Tip!!!

Same thing with Photoshop.

I couldn’t sleep the other night and hopped on” the Darren” (my computer) to do a little Intrawebnetsphere browsing. I found some pictures that had been “retouched” in the most hilarious of ways.

It seems that President Bush is a prime subject for “the Photoshop” and he’ll be the subject in most of these pics you’re about to see.

Please understand that I am not necessarily a dyed in the wool Conservative, but I eschew the Democratic party to the point that I’d even vote for Ron Paul if he’d switch affiliation. For me, THAT’S saying something. Therefore, I have no political ulterior motive in posting these photos. I merely do so because they’re funny.

Besides, nothing demonstrates our humanistic interconnectivity better than laughter.

I know…….I’m full of “the bullshit”.

Enjoy!

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The all Halal Missiles!!!!

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Notice President Bush’s expression in the background:

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Meet the Bush-Ladens

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And finally…

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My God, are the 2007 Weblog Awards over yet? Has a new Funniest Blog been crowned? Damn…enough already! I am SO losing this competition. A mere 521 votes separate me from the next lowest vote getter.

Something like 12-thousand votes separates me from the leader.

Geez.

How much more humiliation do I have to take? 

A few more hours,  according to Weblog rules and regulations. Voting MERCIFULLY ends TODAY,  Thursday, November 8th at 4pm (CST).

I’m in dead last place. I have a whopping .07-percent of the vote with more than 30-thousand votes cast.  Since day one, I’ve barely been on the ballot.

I couldn’t be MORE proud.

And I’m really not sure why I’m losing so desperately…..especially since I have the ultimate endorsement!

You don’t want to go against God, do you?   You have have until 4 pm TODAY to please Him.  Throw a sympathy vote my way. Click here.