Just Call Me Hillary
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I really don’t want to do this, but some prodding from a man with whom I’ve been intimate and my own need to avoid all of Ralph Nader’s electoral pitfalls, compels me.
A few weeks ago, my little old blog was nominated for Funniest Blog in the 2007 Weblog Awards. I was touched, flattered and honored and until I was nominated, had never even heard of this competition.
But somehow, through the muck and mire of my mind, through my tears and frustration as a peri-menopausal woman battling shriveling ovaries and through months of abject unemployment and countless temper tantrums, I find my blog has made it to the finals.
The finals.
You can see the voting process right here.
My friends at the Nose On Your Face, a very funny blog, has also been nominated. With them, I am definitely in good company.
I’d also like to show my support (and so should you!!) for Nicole at Pinch My Salt, an absolutely lovely food blog. Beautifully done! Click here to vote for Pinch My Salt.
And also, please vote my mi amiga, Fausta for her category.
To be honest, I was very disappointed in learning that results from this competition are politically based. The process to determine actual finalists is far more meticulously done than the actual voting itself. A special committee does that. Voting however, is based on how much campaigning you do. I won’t do that.
My blog either wins on it’s own merits….or it doesn’t.
In the vast configuration of things my friends, popularity is nice—-I would know—-I was a cheerleader. But the strength of this blog especially IS NOT fueled by votes, a title or a certificate. It is a combination of my warped mind, how pissed off I am about a particular issue and of course, you—-the reader. That you read this blog is enough. It is JUST seven months old as of Halloween. Not that many people have heard of me.
Yet.
Even so, I am lucky and I am grateful to have the readership I have.
Seriously.
Without you, I am doo doo.
I voted this morning for ya–will vote tonight from home computer and keep it up until the 8th when voting ends.
Key-you are so right–not funny at all–although a whoopee cushion at a funeral would make me laugh if the dead person was not that close to me–oh to hell with it–it would be funny no matter who it was–after all they are dead–they won’t know the difference.
Comedy is as comedy does, Key. There are people who think you and I aren’t funny…
HOW FUCKED UP ARE THEY??????
Karol, the Prime Minister is fine. He makes me smile
morning lil sis and murphy. i voted for you and will do it again tomorrow.
hows the prime minister this morning?
prime rib?
Again, congratulations for making it to the finals
go laurie, go laurie, go laurie
Thanks Nicole…you too! Nicole’s site “Pinch My Salt” is brilliant. Please vote for her. She’s lovely and so is her blog.
morning mc
i pretending to work
it helps goofing off at the office especially when you sleep with the boss
valtrex? i’ve heard of that before. exactly what is it?
oh ok. i have tivo and zip through commercials so i am not up on sexual transmitted diseases
guess laurie still takes “spit baths”
laurie, don’t you remember those spit baths?
remember when it would be too cold to have an actual bath?
now thats funny
you forget i spent the first 21 years of my life with the old girl. i’ve seen her apt of hers and i can tell you truthfully that she could raise more than felines in there.
who needs petri dishes?
My vote is for you.
i voted this morning. told some of my email buds to do the same.
why is that dr pepper lady getting so many votes? someone please tell me how she is funnier than my sister?
weak
LK has my vote and my friends are voting for her too. We’ve all been voting. Can’t quite understand why the votes are not registering.
Guess it’s rigged.
she said she had a luncheon date with a rich man today.
I voted and added it to the top of our newest post. Good luck!
Karol, boobs has something like 21 percent of the vote.
I just checked and LK is in second to last place with 19 votes.
ridiculous.
“Without you, I am doo doo”
But, without U, you’re Larie
just read some of boobs’ blog. shes nobody.
yeah, she might can write but she isn’t funnier than my sister
i smell a rat
as i told you, laurie, you’re a winner with your readers and you don’t need a title to prove that. we’re all proud of you anyway.
all political. bet it’s fixed
Tell me Key, what does your own asshole taste like? Your head is shoved up it so often that really, I’m just curious.
HAHAHA I actually laughed out loud at that one Key. It’s about time you got funny.
4.81 seconds of the best sex in my life and yes, from what I hear, you were being very generous!!
Go home bag o’douche and call me later.
Friends?
Let me put it this way, if Key was dying because he needed a kidney transplant and my kidney proved to be a perfect donor match, know what would happen?
Key would die.
I voted, I swear!
CONGRATS!! This is big news. I’m planning on riding your coattails to crazy, out-of-control success, so I need you to win things like this.
But seriously, this is so great. You deserve it. I love your blog.
Gracias Baby Girl!!!! You’re no comedic schlub yourself.
hey Lala and everybody-voted twice and will do so again in the am.
Did you remind your children to vote for me and that they should do so, because I have no children of my own and therefore no one else to leave my vast riches?
Karol it’s 7:30 haven’t you finished feeding virgil yet?
yes Amy would be the only one available tonight. the rest are too poor to own a computer.
except for Mark who is coaching a Friday night football game (7 and 1 tto be exact- go Mansfield High!!)Luke is at Terlingua right now. dana is not here so it’s just me baby!!
hello NTR—–
Thanks NTR.
You know, you’ve voted for me. I’ve spent months communning with you on this thing. You now know my sisters and a great deal about my family.
Who are you and can we at least know your first name?
It’s time, don’t you think?
what’s on the agenda tonight? got anything Laurie?
yea NTR what is your real name??since you will be escorting us around Savannah soon don’t you think we should be on a first name basis?? Don’t make us gues like that NI person- by the way haven’t heard from it in a while.
Ok now we know that you are childless. what else?
I knew it!!! I guessed that you were about my age. (but I am a little older unless you are lying) LK and I think you are preppy and very classy. right???
Nathaniel Thomas ________????
I think that Nathaniel is a nice name-how about Kathleen??? never liked it when I was younger but kinda do now that I it doesn’t matter any more!
yes we are just that…beautiful and damned luminescent and of course, mysterious. The quintessence of feminine, too. Proper and lady like
Hey Kathy–Kathy I just picked out a booger that looks like Ed Sullivan
HAHAHAHAHA laurie..how true! Feminine allright! Beautiful too. Sexy? Of course
Nate, I wouldn’t call any of us mysterious. I think troubled and puzzling would be more accurate.
hahahaha
u IS on fire tonight, Massa!!
There is some Scotch, Irish, German, Polish, and Cherokee Indian in our bloodline and Lord knows what else that they just won’t admit to. Our great grandmother came to Texas in a covered wagon from Pennsylvania-part of the Dutch colony. The Kendrick was original McKendrick and their were three brothers that actually arrived in Boston are and migrated to Illinois and surrounding states. so here we are! still here!
is a Georgia bulldog the same as a Texas red neck?please say NOOOOOO!
Well Kathy, we know this much about him/
Plus he’s obviously a UG graduate.
Laurie…
Kathy…hush! Aren’t there already MORE than enough mistakes on MY birth certificate as it is???
what kind of architectural design do you do? Commercial or home designs?
Residential mostly and lately a lot of renos here in Atlanta.
Some commercial, too. But mostly private residents.
do you mean the ethnic? sex? parentage? or what??????
laurie were we right on the money or what!
I think people who read this blog are a bit different to begin with. I wouldn’t say LK writes for the everyman. I do remember a lot. I have to in my life of work.
Also, nothing pisses me off more than watching those crap shows that remodel for less than a grand. Trust me what the camera doesn’t show is that the work reflects a thousand dollars worth of work.
I like to watch flip this house especially the ones featuring our San Antnio friends the Montelongo bros. Do you know ‘em Juan???
I know..what they do keeps you from an income, right?
Yeah, that’s funny.
I agree but these guys really do look like they put alot into those renos. They upgrade a lot and He uses his wife to do the decorating and she choses very nice appliances and usually the kitchens are very nice. The most important room in the house I think.
that you were classy- like last night when I created the Man Chair I also mentioned that you would probably prefer a classice wing back instead.
yes, I do, although I am not a classroom teacher.
ladies would you please excuse me for a few?
Now Laurie you behave or a house will fall on you too!
I’ll be back later.
I deal mainly with different era of parents who are creating a lot of selfish, non-problem solving children who think the world revolves around them. I think it would be easier sometimes to deal mainly with the kids like I used to.
Congradulations on your nomination
Sorry for the non sequitor
hey Greg
hey greg. Thanks for the congrats. Did you vote?
present and accounted for.
I’m doing fine Kathy, thanks. Sorry Laurie, I didn’t know about it.
My twenty year-old is here tonight. She let us down by telling us she’s not going to spend the night here. Her younger sister is pissed. So am I.
Hello Greg!
Hey NTR!
You can still vote for LK if you want to. Voting continues until next week sometimes. At last check the old girl was in last place. She refuses to campaign like the others are. I can respect her for that.
Greg, I speak from experience…if she doesn’t want to spend the night don’t worry….they will eventually be back with their baggage in tow, stuff, children and or spouses, etc. I do know how you are feeling but I have finally let go and are concentrating on me for a change-I take it that you are much younger than me.
Kathy? Where are you? Is LK trying to dig out from old Kansas farm house that no doubt fell on top of her?
you’ll have to excuse her as she is talking the the prime minister (I don’t feel like capitalizing sometimes) and wishes not to be disturbed.
I don’t have kids either Greg, but Kathleem of the House of Used To Be Kendrick. I have nieces and nephews and at certain ages they know everything and want nothing to do with their moms and dads, the little demons.
her shoes are curling as we speak! she’ll be back soon. good to know that you are back in one piece Nate
oh, you don’t know about him? He has resurfaced and I will have to let her tell you, Now don’t get jealous- she’s too young for you anyway. you need a more mature women with lots of knowledge and experience.
you can speak anyway you want to natey
probably the same thing……
she has had many boyfiends in the past -haven’t met the PM but hope to soon. she wasn’t lying to you, this was a vacation of sorts for her.
think about it… where would he be from if he would have such a title????
this is where the mystery begins. At least for her, Karol and I are pretty transparent.
I’ll do that NTR, Laurie.
Kathy, she tried that once but backed out when I told her I wouldn’t allow any of her stupid-idiot boyfriends around here after sundown. She’s coming back tomorrow morning so I can take them both to her mother’s for a sleepover. Sad, huh?
you will need to always refer to him as the prime minister-s . He watches from afar. I’m sure that he has been reading her blogs. Hi PM!!!!
shit- I can’t decided if I need to open a new bottle of wine cause I just finished the other one I have been nursing on for three days. I am leaving tomorrow morning for Austin to meet a friend for the weekend and need to save the new ones for the trip. Guess I will have to sacrifice.
are you worried Nate??? she does need to be happy-she is very special and when (I know that we will) meet soon you will hear a lot more of our lives.
does that Mexico vanilla count?? I hear it’s stronger than the store bought kind. How about it Juan???
we are going to SG even if we have to hitch rides from Texas. If she comes with us, do you have an old uncle or something?
Hi, and I voted for you! Sorry, I missed last night but, it was Ugly Betty and Gray’s night. But, congratulations! You deserve to be number 1! You are the BEST! So, good night and have a great time!
Life in Karnes City…Cheryl will testify to this. It was a good place to raise a family. a lot of things to do, good schools, churches, lots of young families. Times were so different then. There are 7 1/2 years difference in LK and my ages. 3 1/2 years between Karol and I. If you were to look at our family pictures they would probably look like everyones elses-but our family was nuts.
Actually her given name is Nonanel. but you can call her nonie.
I just told Laurie to get the f— back here. I can’t handle all this at once. I told her that the cat is out of the bag- she will have to come clean.( AS HARD AS THAT MAY BE FOR HER)
isn’t is spanish?
no as in toe and ne as in tree
you know this isn’t too bad after all having the reigns without LK and Karol intererupting the conversations. You see the Crews side of our family taught us well…we just jump in there and take over
have you seen her toes????
Thanks,and hello Juan 4 Keycoon and how are you doing , tonight? I hope everything goes well for you…. I fixing to sign out and go to bed, I have to work tomorrow, giving everyone their money! So, good night LK and rest of all of you!
Laurie get back here–you got lots of splaining to do Luci-
That would be our mom’s side of the family-the German/Cherokee Indian side-what does that tell you?? Actually, it was spelled Kruse in Germany buy was Americanized to Crews but is quite mistaken as Cruz in Texas.
What happened to Laurie?
Does this mean that everyone is signing off? Where is Laurie?
Your a true south texan aren’t you Juan?
Greg, she is talking to the prime minister. she will return shortly. this will give you something to talk about. Nate are you here?
beautiful
Is Laurie dating someone?
actually all I have is some balsimic vinegar and
and not sure it’s too fresh.
Does beer count? If so, yeah.
wordpress needs to built a chat room widget into it’s functionality
dating? what’s dating?
Don’t ask me Kathy.
Lauriiiiiieeeeeeee get over right now
dailytri is right . . . a personal chat room needs to be set up for this. This is just too hard.
Karol had to go to a football game tonight- otherwise she would be helping me calm you people down. I told her that I have introduced PM and now there is no going back.
one and it’s not nice. I haven’t met PM yet. I hope to really soon. Hey, I’ve got an idea-we can bring him along to SG. Sounds like a good idea, Natey???
greetings one and all
not…do you want to know how long it’s been since I have been on a date? well that’s too long. I was a child bride (20 years old) who married her high school (KCHS sweetheart) I can’t even imagine being in that position again!
that sounds all too familiar kathy
You know my full name really was Kathleen Crews Kendrick and I always couldn’t stand it. I wanted something else that sounded feminine. Nonie is divorced from our dad for the past 30 years and has never remarried. Why, are you interested Natey?
hey there dailytri-hey how did you know I prefer Chardonay??????
yes DT- you know it’s getting harder to type full words, I think I am going to shorten them to one letter words- kinda of a drunken short hand thing.
divorced Male, 42 living in Minneapolis. I’m a PR guy for a medical device company
I did not know that until now – but probably could have guessed. Most women prefer chardonnay, right?!
I am not a drunk. but I prefer that to beer unless it is a very cold Tecati with lime. I’m from Texas so I likes me that mexican beer.(sometimes) when I am in Mexico, but I haven’t gotten my passport yet so I am stuck in and have to pretend I am there. shit what did i JUST SAY??
hey there Laurie. I just got home from the theater and was catching up on my blog reading
Hi Laurie
Kathy, step away from the computer with your hands up. You are typing drunk. Blow into the mouse for a proper blood aclohol reading.
Hey Baby G, what’s up sugar lumps?
Medical devices-ummmmmmmlike what for instance?
I noticed the similarities *cough*
Kathy—pedal powered rolodexes with cow toungues!!!!!
laurie you WHORE where have u bin?
pacemakers, insulin pumps, coronary stents, et al
Chuckie, I’m stone cold sober. What similarities?
Am I baby G? Just asking.
lala- they are worried that they are loosing you to the PM or BM or whatever it is
You are Baby G, Baby G!!
Good.
sound really important, Greg-proud of you-now do you install them too?
Are you mainlining your wine tonight?
Kathy spoke out of turn–because she’s crocked like Britney. I’m not dating anyone. I’m still miserably single but i’m working on it
Not sure what you mean, Kathy.
Daily try works PR for a firm that sells stents and what have you, Kathy. Not Greggtreg
so laurie, how was your ever so long BREAK?? How could you leave a novice here by themselves?
Is this a Kendrick family reunion (and if so, can I crash the party)?
never mind
reunion??you don’t want a Kendrick/Crews reunion does he Laurie?
And is everyone in Texas (i hear it’s a big place, not to be messed with
I guess Nate’s girlfriend must have called…gone a long time-I think I am getting a little jealous.
I feel better now.
I’m pretending to be a pro writer tonight. I’m drinking wine from the bottle.
I got a call from the ex wanting to talk to our daughter (she was looking for pointers about playing a certain song on the piano)
I’m still here.
Laurie Laurie Laurie……..hey Greg I guess you have heard our state slogan, don’t mess with Texas. WE MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Billy, it should be Cognac.
hi billy, are you bill crews our cousin? never can tell these days. we do have a cousin named bill. are you William?
I was born and raised in Corpus Kathy.
seriously tho Greg this business with children doesn’t get any better as they grow older. Mine have cause me more grief as adults than they ever did as kids. I love em to death but I’m tired. you haven’t gotten there yet. you will….
then maybe you have heard of Karnes City? did you graduate fron Carroll(sp) HS or what was the other one?
so Greg you are living in Houston now?
Guess what kids! KEY is about to join us!!
YEAH the crops are saved!
Hi Billy. Do I know you?
Sister: Do you think I live on the phone with the Prime Minsister?? I do not.
. . . kathy.
Laurie, PM break again???
Chuck. you have to come to Texas. Everything is bigger.
Sadly that pertains to butts too. Gimme a minute. the Prime Minister beckons
yessss….
we have corn fed girls here too, Laurie
Billy? Darling, who are you? Introduce yourself to The Laurie!
Yeah, where’s the key?
Actually it’s Bill from Veggiemacabre. I just consider you, LK a friend so i go by Billy. Bill is my work name. it just doesn’t seem to fit.
It should be cognac. But then again I’m not that great of a writer.
OH Bill! Hey! Ya’ll this guy is a brilliant writer.
go check out his blog. I hope you don’t mind that I blogrolled you Bill. As a refined Texas woman, I usually ask permission first, but I do so love yo blog that I thought…screw it.
does blog-etiquette require us to ask before blogrolling someone?
No, but I like to extend the courtesy, Chuck.
Bill, Chuck is a gifted writer himself from Minnesota.
Greg is stellar as well and he and I are old radio friends here in Houston. I used to be on the air and TV here Billy and Chuck
I don’t think so tri. I think it’s a compliment that someone links you to their blog.
I blogrolled you without asking so it’s cool. I’m really flattered. Your pilot error post made me choke it was so funny.
Who wouldn’t love being linked?
Wow, you guys ARE famous. I need to catch up! What did you guys do on the radio and TV?
greg, you and I have been corresponding form the beginning. My blog is only seven months old.
Link love is always good – and there’s no commitment
I’ve been on the air here in Houston in one form or another for 16 years. I’m old Bill…dust farting old
Ha Chuck and no pesky STD…not even compuherpes
I am drinking cheap wine from the bottle, reading all your blogrolls, archives, and X-entertainment.com tonight.
Home is West Palm but the old lady lives in Augusta as a sports anchor. So I’m all over really.
is it mornign yit/ lala Nate left us withoot sayin gudnite[[ til him i sed gudnite,tawkk lader.
just keep that plastic keyboard cover in its proper place laurie
Mozol Good for you!
If memory serves I think I found your blog first, Bill yes?
Yes, Laurie. I’ve been doing this for years. You, seven months but people know your name. I’m nobody.
You are not Laurie. I’ve been reading your blog and there is no way old ladies can write about things I relate to everyday of my life. It is the funniest stuff I have ever read.
That’s not true, Greg. You’re my friend and a respected fellow blogger.
Oops. Bye Kathy.
Thank you Bill. You have impeccable taste as well as being brilliant. I’m 48. But young at heart.
Laurie you did! Stars aligned just right that night.
I’m reading Greg”s blog and of course it is aces as well.
Key!
Key!!!
Key,met greg from Dissonanced, and Chuck (daily tri from views of Minnesota ) and Bill from Veggie Macabre
I just did that by memory, you bastards!!
Wow, I am really flattered.
You should get back on air but on XM so I can get it in FL. Radio here sucks except for ManCow but he makes me nervous with his ADD rants. I stick with Neil Bortz. Rather listen to you and Greg.
I know Neil. I hired him (well his agent actually for him to run syndiated) to do mid mornings at my old station. I’ve met him several times.
real piece of work for a devout libertarian
I read Key! Raccoons.
I wear my politics with a right lean myself.
chuck is from Minnysooooodaaaaaaa. isn’t that where cousin Mike lived for so many years?? before he went somewhere else? what??? who said that?
Don’t worry, I wash my self afterwards.
Key, please check out Billy’s blog veggiemacabre. Brilliant and Greg is another gifted Houstonian who’s a real sweetheart.
Chuck is from Minnesota and a talented writer and PR guy
Kathy is my very drunk sister
Hello, Kathy.
will do, Whorie Laurie.
Billy, I’m not in radio.
keychain-so when are you coming back to tx? you live in john denverville?
Billy, I’m in your radio. theevin ur arwavs.
Fuck, yes I live in Colorado. I’ll be back in Houston for thanksgiving.
kathy needs a bathy.
heh.
i think we should all convene in Houston and drink the place dry then crash at Laurie’s place
Kathy is funny. She makes me laugh.
keyhole-you have two paws and and three tails and a little biddy tit.
this is like taxicab confessions. I’m waiting for the two lesbians in the back to start making out. I’ll be the dirty cab driver.
why do you wanna give it to me? skeleton key boy
kathy has experienced the MasterKey.
key needs an extra wide rear view mirror
I’m game, Laurie – just say when
my my. how long have you heathens been at this?
I’ve heard from hillbillies that raccoons actually have a bone in their “you know what”.
Chuck is that a euphamism for big ass??
*whisteling*
yes its me. we tied and then overtime they ran a for a touchdown and made it. oh well
kathy been sucking the bottle again?
Oh…sorry Greg. I read it wrong.
hello Karol – wow the three sisters all operating their PCs
just wait till thanksgiving. remember kathy i have new white carpet in the bedroom you will be in.
who am i suppose to say hi to?
I’ll book my flight on travelocity and pack the BIG suitcase
wow, white carpet. clever.
i was a jr college cheerleader. thought i would throw that out there
Karol Bill is from West Palm/FLA
Chuck is Daily Tri from Minnesota and of course you know Greg and The Key
chuck is it? hello chuck. i’m the beautiful sister.
howdy bill
Let’s make it official. Every Kendrick girl was a cheerleader.
But Karol was the only one to take if further on the college level.
wow – is that on your resume Karol?
greg and key, hows it hanging, boys?
well, actually i voluntarily quit after football season because i had a controlling boyfriend who didnt want me to try out in the first place
Deal Laurie!
Howdy Karol! Nice to meet ya!
i was married to a control freak so I can commiserate with ya karol
It’s all good Karol.
wonder where not imporatant has been the last few days?
billy, billy bo dilly banana fana fo filly fe fi fo filly
key key bo be banana fana fo fey fe fi fo fe keywork
grag grag fo fag banana fana fo fag fe fi fo fog grag
karol karol fo farol banana fana fo farol fe fi fo farol karol
altogether now———–…….0000998878phpogjgkididpf
i didn’t marry that control freak. i married another one.
kathy, so thats what youve been doing for last few minutes?
I need to go and put in my vote for you Laurie
you don’t wanna do that with my name kathy
Kathy? Did you eat the brown acid? You did, didn’t you?
not sure, but knowing her it wasnt nice
karol karol bo barrel
fa nana fana fo farrel
fe fi mo marrel, karol
Kathy, at your level of abject drunkeness how long did that take you to do?
Now do it with Chuck’s name!
chcuck chuck for fuck banana fana fo fuck fe fi fo fuck icheckie chuckster chickchcuk upchuck
Henceforth everyone can call me charles
daily daily fo faily banana fana fo faily fe fi fo faily daily-trree
lala, hows pm?
Chuck, please start drinking now so you won’t remember ANY of this tomorrow!!
i would suggest cheap whiskey, it erases memories almost as well as everclear.
Kathy, Chuck won that one.
racconns always wash the things they are about to eat, don;t they>>>>>little masks and tiny little finger like things that look like hands-weird looking little boogers-they do look like half and half things
almost returned to the scene of the crime tonight, sisters. virg wanted to dine at the infamous CREEK.
Jesus, Karol, I thought you typed something about Greek being on the menu.
i like to clean things before i ingest, unlike Laurie.
Key, you know I loathe you.
carkey key keyekeyekeyekeyekeyekeyeeeeeeee
Still here, still here!
Karol, you went back to …..THE CREEK??
Did they let you in?
i don’t think a coherent response will be made to your query, LK.
no, we didnt go. guess that place is off limits to the sisters kendrick their mom
Bill, I’m sorry you’re meeting my family under these circumstances. I want you to know that ordinarily, we are a kind, educated bunch with a weakness for the drink…and other shit.
Like Chuck, please drink heavily NOW so by tomorrow, you too will have forgotten what happened tonight.
no not at the creek. they had a notice on the door that prohibited short, drunk women from entering that establishment.
who rang????keyster???
we can always embibed at my CANTINA.
beto wanted to take the conference table out and put in metal tables that have the word TECATE written on top
don’t go away I’m here and feeling much better now
you know, really make the back portion of the room look like a bar
everybody go nighty night? i just got on
Kathy did you go visit the vomitorium?
You Roman? what’s next? Lovin a horse a la Caligula
kathy doesnt throw up-only you
Karol are you staying on? I have been on this stupid computer since 7 funcking oclock. I’m typing the keys with a straw in my mouth cause my carpal tunnell is killing me.
(waking up) did I miss anything?
hahahahaha
Good God, there are almost 500 comments on here. I gotta clear it out. Karol, be sure to read the exchanges with NTR earlier
I have a weakness for the drink too. But I accept that.
I missed you Baby G!
i guess i will say nite nite-have to get up to go to austin in the am. bye all
i already did. my this got exciting there earlier. sorry i missed it.
Kathy, Stephen Hawking would be so proud of you!
tell bev hello and have a good time. call me sunday after you get in
That imagery was a but much. Kathy being so drunk and carpal tunneled out that she was hitting the keyboard with a straw in her mouth
Like Stephen Hawking. God that’s funny. I soiled myself laughing on that one.
isnt that guy with lou gherigs disease?
Laurie, I’m out. However, that horse comment coming from you is like this:
Pot: Kettle?
Kettle: Yes, Pot?
Pot: You’re black.
Goodnight Kendricks
are we all leaving?
bye
Greg, thanks for the Deezer link! I’m rocking Led Zep one for the first time in 15 years.
Deezer is a great site isn’t it?
Night all!
HOLY CRAP! You should win just on comments alone! I casted my vote just now after seeing a plug on Ration’s blog. Congrats! And may I kiss some arse by saying well-deserved.