Comments on: Animal Husbandry….Sort Of

By: Vote Keywork in 08 « Ration Reality

Vote Keywork in 08 « Ration Reality — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:05:17 +0000

[...] Our loyal reader Keywork announced to the world that he is, in fact, a raccoon, and he yiffed my mother. A time machine was apparently involved, as he is my father. That’s when it started [...]

By: Not So Silent Running « Laurie Kendrick

Not So Silent Running « Laurie Kendrick — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 22:53:51 +0000

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By: lauriekendrick

lauriekendrick — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:36:25 +0000

Fine. This conversation is beneath even you, KeyCoon Let’s continue on at another locale…our second favorite place to fight…your blog.

copy and paste kywork.blogspot.com

By: lauriekendrick

lauriekendrick — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:19:04 +0000

Remember those summers in the forest? We’d meeting near the hollow trees and ALL of your family would get together? No one called them family reunions..Oh no– Family Coonventions.

200-250 coons as far as the eye could see? Everyone looked alike. I only recognized you because you always had a piece of diaper hanging out of the corner of your mouth.

By: lauriekendrick

lauriekendrick — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:12:05 +0000

You called it “Infamil Stew”. You’re family loved it, too!

Remember that one thanksgiving when Bagel got that nasty intestinal virus? One would’ve thought your side of the family was celebrating Thanksgiving!

By: lauriekendrick

lauriekendrick — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:57:49 +0000

Yeah, I remember.

I also remember when your family would visit..the pure coon side. They’d ask me what I was ethnically and you’d say…..Finnish.

You and your cousins used to love it when I’d try to open beer bottles…and MY GOD..cans were a hoot too!

How Bagel’s diapers ever got changed is beyond me…OH WAIT! I forgot..you ate them off of her. Remember, it’s isn’t incest when solid and/or organic waste and raccoons are concerned

By: lauriekendrick

lauriekendrick — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:51:20 +0000

My scent or is the reference to my poor thalidimide flippers?

By: lauriekendrick

lauriekendrick — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:48:15 +0000

AH…FUNNY!!!

You’ve always liked “fish” and all things aquatic, yes???

By: lauriekendrick

lauriekendrick — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:36:50 +0000

Key…I knew you liked shiny things

Is that why you have all five of Seal’s albums?

By: Martyne

Martyne — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 14:19:41 +0000

I apologise, keywork, for comparing you to the much inferior Rocky. I am a sucker for alliteration and it just got the better of be. Sorry.