Archive for June, 2007
Life-Part Two
04Apr07
I like to write, but I do so from a different approach.
I sit down in front of my computer (named Darren– a mispelled tribute to Bobby, the cool, hep-cat 60’s crooner, as opposed to Dick York) , turn it on and stare at it as it glares back at me.
This is a daily ritual. I never [...]
Posted in Humor, Life, comedy, laurie kendrick, sex | 6 Comments »
Let me begin this particular post with a joke that I think, is most fitting:
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!”
She got her [...]
Posted in Alli, Humor, Xenical, comedy, diahhrea, intestinal distress, laurie kendrick, weight loss | 18 Comments »
You know that old saying: “Music hath…. something that soothes the uh…uh.. savage boob or is it the left one…” I don’t remember exactly how it goes, but suffice it to say that music is a such a vital part of life.
Music along with certain smells, can whisk us back in time faster [...]
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Hi Kids,
Sorry. The results from your favorite songs lists will have to be postponed for one more night. I’m sorry, but The Laurie has something else to do tonight. I must wait for “him” to call.
And by “him” of course, I mean Jamie Deen…the handsome Georgian hunk and [...]
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Doth sayeth Ali G.
Pardon the randomness of this post. I’m simply biding my time, waiting on a friend to bear thee hence to my abode (Mantua West) and from here, he’ll ferry me to ye old inn where we will sup on roasted swine, pheasant and of course, we’ll throw back a [...]
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Thanks to my good friend and fellow blogger, the gifted Scott
scottdammit.wordpress.com
I am giving you, my readers, something to ponder and write about this weekend.
I want to know your top three (take four if you need it) favorite songs and why they are your favorite songs.
It can be because you liked the beat, the orchestration, the [...]
Posted in laurie kendrick, nostalgia | 15 Comments »
If people know anything about Meg at all, they’d know she has a fervent, undying love for the University of Texas Longhorns.
More specifically, the football team.
Make no mistake about it, she is a fan.
Devoted.
Rabid.
And will be until the day she dies.
Meg loves college football and [...]
Posted in 60's nostalgia, Darrell Royal, December 6 1969, Happy Feller, Jim Bertlesen, Life, Longhorns National Championship, Mac Brown, NCAA National Championship, Randy Peschel, Ted Koy, Texas Longhorns, The Big Shootout, The Big Shoutout, University of Arkansas, Vince Young, college football, father daughter relationships, father/daughter relationships, james street, laurie kendrick, memories, university of texas, veer pass | 3 Comments »
Although I was born and raised in a small South Central Texas town, I never knew all that much about true rurality. Compared to some of the kids I grew up with, I was by all intents and purposes, a “city” girl. I never knew anything about feeding beasts of burden, slopping swine or milking [...]
Posted in Humor, Texas, beach, camping, comedy, entertainment, family, gulf of mexico, laurie kendrick | 4 Comments »
1. I love walking along the beach on cold, cloudy winter afternoons. I guess I must’ve been a Pilgrim in another life.
2. I love to lunch. Two to three hour lunches with good friends and a few bottles of wine. There is NOTHING like going back to the office with [...]
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June is always a difficult time for me.
Father’s Day usually falls on the third Sunday of the month. I dread this particular day. I’ve never had a great relationship with my dad and this Father’s Day will mark almost six years since I last laid eyes on him.
My brother has been insisting [...]
Posted in Father's Day, Life, father/daughter relationships, laurie kendrick | 13 Comments »